Remember kids, rubbing alcohol for outside wounds, drinking alcohol for inside wounds.
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Optical_Ilyushin Optical_Ilyushin Dec 05, 2017 07:15PM
That moment when you almost get detention for telling the muslim girl to shut the hell up and eat her bacon after she says there's nothing special about Christmas.
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