animal puns?
toucan play at that game.


'Ello mates. This account will be dedicated to animal stories and fanfics.  If you aren't actually into Warrior books or the like, come read anyway! Yep, mate, I just blatantly self-advertized, as I have no shame.
*smiles creepily*

Also, not all is as it seems. For example, I'm not actually Australian.

I'm sorry that you stumbled upon this, and if you are still reading then maybe you should go outside.
However, that doesn't mean you shouldn't go outside without your computer/iPhone/iPad/I DONT KNOW WHAT DO YOU KIDS USE THESE DAYS/wait I'm a kid/I think/well that's a bad sign

And lastly, if you truly have nothing better to do with your time, go check out my other accounts: @Beautiful_Monkey15 and @Fierymountain5!

*drops microphone* ORCA OUT

*walks away with hands held up*

*walks into a wall*

END OF STORYTIME KIDS