Before you take them, read the Grass

I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
Llamas eat sexy paper clips
I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
Banana error
Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet. (Mine is potato)
The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.
What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?
Screw world peace, I want a pony
Sometimes I like to put corn beef on my cereal to cure stitches in my forehead after falling off the staircase doing a skateboard trick.
There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!
There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!
Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.
Is there a hole in your shoe? No.  Then how is your foot in it?
Two mice were chewing on a film roll, and one mouse says "I think the book was better,"


These are all my words and please don't take these.