@OrocadaSmith
The fact that I want my ass to get spanked for some reason is...
I'm just gonna shut up.
@Flaconadir PLS WHAT HAPPENED HERE I THINK I CHOCKED ON MY DRINK WHEN I SAW THIS (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Lol, can daddy just fuck me already-
I wanna rub onions in my eyes.
@OrocadaSmith @Leon-The-Rat I've had some strange impulses in my life, but I'm a little concerned for both of you
My dad is making me sing tomorrow for my mom's birthday.
K i l l m e .
B r u h
My brother thinks my crush and I are dating. I mean, it's somewhat flattering and shit but FUCKING STOP-
Someone: How Asian can you get?
Me: I put rice in my seafood ramen.
Y'all, my dad gave me a new phone for Valentines Day.
This is the most wonderful thing I have ever recieved in the day of love (plus the fact that my crush loved what I gave him AYIEE-)
@OrocadaSmith For valentines day I got marshmallows and a ninja turtal tattoo thingy :,) I'm greatful for at least that and play reversal
MY CRUSH LOVED WHAT I GAVE HIM YESTERDAY OMG LET ME DIE IN HAPPINESS AND SHOOK-
Happy Valentines Day!
(´｡• ω •｡`) ♡
It's fucking Valentine's tomorrow and all of my friends (including me) are single and we all gonna have a friendly date in a damn small ass café.
How the fuck are we all gonna fit in there?! We are like... 11 and we are fucking loud as fuck so that's not gonna help shit-
@OrocadaSmith Me and my friends are chaotic and very destructive as well lmao. I can't relate, expect most of my friends are dating
