*maniacal laughter*

Every now and then I get a notification that someone voted or commented on one my books, and I’m suddenly reminded that I have a wattpad account

Sexuality is like swinging a bat 
          
          Some swing one way, others may swing the other way
          
          Some may swing both ways
          
          Others swing an entire assortment of ways
          
          Me though? 
          
          I don’t have a bat to swing with 
          
          - Aroace explained 2023

Most people wake up to presents on Christmas morning. I woke up to a dead cockroach near my bed. Biscuit the cat apparently left it for me. 
          
          Ill consider it her Christmas gift to me 

Hiiii, I just wanted to see if you were still alive :) 

I gained a new brother this week
          
          
          It sure is strange to have a sibling 16 years younger than you :/

1:37 pm
          
          After an extensive search, the spider is officially deemed MIA. So either I killed it with a flip flop and it immediately evaporated, it lived and managed to run somewhere else in my room (which I doubt because my paranoia forces me to see every slight movement), it lived and escaped through the electrical outlet BEHIND the nightstand, or I hallucinated the spider ever existing because I had killed a cricket in my bathroom a few minutes earlier and was already paranoid about bugs. 
          
          I’m very tired.

12:47 pm 
          
          I have reason to believe the spider is no longer under the nightstand and has escaped to the clutter of cubby spaces that makes my desk
          
          Not a good night for an arachnophobe 

12:14 pm
          
          I have lost the spider in my room, and I cannot sleep till I know it is dead. That and I sprayed a bunch of bug poison and have cats around and I don’t want them getting into that area. And apparently you need to directly spray the spiders in order for the poison to actually kill them, which I definitely did not do, since I already lost it. I just know it’s somewhere under the nightstand. 
          
          May whatever celestial beings exists help me. 

I swear I’m still alive-