Hello everyone! My name is Oswald the lll, there is no Oswald I or II, but call me Oswald. On this account, I will be ranting about my parents recent divorce (10 minutes ago to be exact...my dads lawyer is Mark from Burger King...he isn't gonna win.) 

But the profile pic is me and my boss level selfie skills. I'm single but young...

My favoritist person is my momma @norms_are_scary
My dad is @Muddysquirrel


I gotta go eat lunch with mom. Fuck off dad...jk love ya daddy...jk again. If you actually paid attention to me and not Star Wars we wouldn't have this problem! Take me to the beach sometimes daddy! Mom takes me every where!

Bye