GUIDE TO MY PAGE: I have taken it upon myself to create this beautiful butt hurt chart down below, please use this to decide whether or not you are able to read any of my works without loosing your shit.

Level 1: Innocence? What's that? Just chill out everyone, like really...cunts **Can safely read any of my stories and is highly encouraged to be my friend**

Level 2: Like I'm totally okay with curse words and stuff. But did you just call that tree a slut...? **Can safely read any of my stories**

Level 3: I guess you can curse... If you don't say the S word, C word, D word, A word, or F word. Oh and don't make any references to sex please! I'm using my daddy's family computer and have to stay clean. What's porn? **Not recommended to read anything on my page unless you're trying to loose that annoying thing called innocence**

Level FUCK YOU: Owe my gawd did you just curse? Did you just call a cactus a daring dildo? Did you just make any reference to basic human life ever?! You are so insensitive! The power of my bible will banish you to the eternal pits of hell you fucking cunt ass bitch! **Go away from my page. Like, now.**

Level WTF: OMG DID YOU JUST SAY THE WORD BLACK?! BY CALLING THAT INANIMATE OBJECT THAT COLOR YOU ARE PLACING IT UP TO AN IMPOSSIBLE STANDARD AND NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD RESTS UPON THAT ONE ARMCHAIR'S ACTIONS!!! AND OMG BY CURSING ARE YOU IMPLYING A LOWER EDUCATION SYSTEM?! YOUR MAIN CHARACTER IS WHITE SO YOU MUST BE A NAZI! SOMEONE IN THAT STORY IS GAY AND THEY COMMITTED A CRIME THEREFORE YOU ARE AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT MAKES AMERICA REAL! FREEDOM OF THE PRESS IS NOT A RIGHT BECAUSE IT IS OFFENSIVE TO LIKE EVERYONE. **If you are seriously like this, then #1 get the fuck off the internet and #2 get some help. Like really though...this is not normal. Have a beer, or some meth or something. Just...loosen up, bro** 


If you have passed this, then please enjoy all my page has to offer! I love to write and I hope that you can enjoy my stories too. <3