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Guys.
I'M FREAKING OUT.
WHY DID TRUMP HAVE TO BECOME PRESIDENT.
I know, I know, American struggles.
But what really got me is this.
So earlier, my dear......oh what a dear friend they are that is also probably going to get kicked......@UnicornSwag1027
They texted me earlier these exact words.
"(MY NAME IN ALL CAPS)
WE BOUT TO GET BOMBED BY RUSSIA
O SNAP"
So me being the easily stressed, up-tight, very nerdy (and such a damn loser) friend that I am.....
I PANICKED.
I STARTED LOOKING AT PLANE TICKETS TO ENGLAND AND CANADA AS SOON AS I REPLIED.
And she tells me she was joking a few minutes later while we're having the whole conversation.
No, I wasn't mad, just too relieved to be.
Like, I heard about the bombing and everything, but I know that it could actually be a possibility that Russia could bomb us so I was just frightened.
And the fact that I'm basing my story off of this (which is going to be published within the next two days BTW) is just....fucking scary.
Well yeah, that was my experience today.....
Still keeping the plane tickets pulled up though.
You never know...
YOU ARE NOT A PERSON BYE-NIIIIII~~~~