OughttaBeALlama

@Obsidian21   @AwksNinja
          	
          	Thank you again, guys

burlybear

Mwahaha if you're wondering who this random person is, it's Celina. But not really, it's actually Lil Steph, but Celina at the same time! Well, it's Lil Steph's account, but it's Celina typing this because I plan to make Steph famous behind her back, even though she's looking over my shoulder to make sure I keep things appropriate XD Ahahaha which is difficult, because it's me!
          
          But anyways, I fanned you because I love you >:)
          Adios!

OughttaBeALlama

@AwksNinja Celina! There are so many things wrong with this message I'm not sure where to begin.
          
          Well first, you're one of the kids who uses slang like "wheels" (whatever THAT means).  Secondly, no one was hitting it off with anyone because someone was balding.
          
          Oh my.  And no one popped up.  I returned from the bathroom, began descending the stairs as quietly as possible, tripped and fell down the rest of them, and without even turning around to see what the noise was you go "Oh, Alicia's back" and proceeded to share your song. There. is. a. difference.  You really shouldn't lie on the internet, read the following paragraph for my explanation.
          
          You see, the thing about the WORLD WIDE web is that *ANYONE* can access it.  Anyone.  An-y-one. If you get what I mean.  So maybe you should delete that message and try again?  Yeah, i think so.  And you're kidding about loving me? Thanks.
          
          PS I think i almost just swallowed a staple.