OurGodLitten

"No my child, i cannot allow you to go alone." 

OurGodLitten

Y'know I'd unironically play ASGORE at a party for shits and giggles

OurGodLitten

@Ohmyderpy because I'm playing it right now
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Ohmyderpy

@OurGodLitten why do i hear boss music???
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OurGodLitten

PMD meme (Part 1, continue if you want): 
          Troy: Switchy.. Switchy Wake up! 
          Switchy: What is it dude? 
          Troy: A human has fallen from the surface world! 
          Switchy: Really. You got balls to pick with them? 
          Troy: NO TIME FOR PUNS! 
          Switchy: Hey, that was a real ball-tickler, EY- 
          Troy: ENOUGH 
          Switchy: Alright. Here we go again. 
          
          
          Troy: WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND 
          Switchy: How are your balls? 
          Troy: If you wanna look around 
          Switchy: GIVE US YOUR BALLS
          Troy: We dont see humans often 
          Switchy: We're happy your balls dropped in 
          Troy: I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL WHAT MY BALLS BROUGHT IN- 
          Switchy: Hey! Troy mind your balls! 
          Troy:  Can it Switchy, no time for banter! 
          Switchy: Excuse my friend, he's a bit etcentric. 

OurGodLitten

OBJECTION! 

Ohmyderpy

@OurGodLitten OBJECTION! The knife was on the highest shelf, and he barely reaches 4 feet! He also couldn't have gotten the chairs, since his family doesn't have any!
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OurGodLitten

@OurGodLitten OBJECTION! What if they knew it was wrong? 
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Ohmyderpy

@OurGodLitten My honor! He's a child, so he couldn't have committed countless murders!
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