All you need to know about me:
Keep going down
Just keep swimming
Go on
A little more
Just a tiny bit more
Nearly there
So close to the end!
Almost there!!
YOU CAN DO IT!
... You dirty stalker, I like you ;)
But because you scrolled all the way here, I'll tell you something about myself.
I'm secretly this perverted alien from the planet of the apes and I love eating rotten bananas that come freshly from the big trees. My favorite type of water is from the River Nile. I speak fluent Chinese(not really) , Japenese(not really) , Finnish (not really) , Korean (not really) , Urdu (not really) and others....
I know, I'm fantabulous.
Call me ;p
(NAHH, don't call me if you're a guy, my mom will bring a rolling pin and smack me on the head before I bleed to death) *just kidding*
Have fun lovelies, I love you all to the moon and back <3
- UpYourAss
- JoinedOctober 11, 2016
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