OwO_Queen

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One bright day in the middle of the night
          	
          	 two dead boys got up to fight
          	
          	Back to back they faced each other 
          	
          	Drew their swords and shit each other 
          	
          	A deaf police man heard the noice 
          	
          	Ran up to save the two dead boys 
          	
          	If you don’t believe this story’s true
          	
          	Ask the blind man he saw it to
          	

OwO_Queen

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One bright day in the middle of the night
          
           two dead boys got up to fight
          
          Back to back they faced each other 
          
          Drew their swords and shit each other 
          
          A deaf police man heard the noice 
          
          Ran up to save the two dead boys 
          
          If you don’t believe this story’s true
          
          Ask the blind man he saw it to
          

OwO_Queen

Friend:Hey how many boyfriends have you had?
          
          Me:none
          
          Friend:that explains a lot 
          
          Me:You should have asked how many girlfriends I’ve had
          
          Friend:why?
          
          Me:Why not ask your ex girlfriends that same question I bet the answer will be the same.
          
          Friend:...
          
          My sister:OOOOOH 
          
          
          And that was my day how was yours?

Llama4976

Scroll down ALOT!
          
          Trust me this will put a smile on your face.
          
          Every night, someone thinks about you before. 
          
          They go
          
          To sleep,
          
          At least fifteen people in this world love you.
          
          The only reason someone would ever hate you is
          
          Because
          
          They want to be 
          
          Just like you
          
          There are at 
          
          Least two people on this world that
          
          Would die
          
          For
          
          You
          
          You mean
          
          The world to someone
          
          Someone that you
          
          Don't even know
          
          Exists 
          
          Loves 
          
          You.
          
          When
          
          You make the biggest mistake ever, 
          
          Something good
          
          Come from it.
          
          When you think the
          
          World has turned its back on
          
          You take a,
          
          Look
          
          Always remember the compliments
          
          You've received.
          
          Forget the rude remarks.
          
          So if you are a loving friend, send this to 15 people
          
          Including 
          
          The person that sent it to you
          
          (Aka meh ;-;)
          
          Tonight at 
          
          Midnight your true love will 
          
          Realize
          
          They like
          
          You.
          
          Something good will happen to you.
          
          Between 12 in the morning 
          
          And
          
          4 o'clock
          
          Pm tomorrow.
          
          It could be
          
          Anywhere. Get ready for the biggest
          
          Shock in your 
          
          Life
          
          If you break this chain YOU will be 
          
          Cursed with
          
          Relationship problems
          
          For 
          
          The next year's
          
          Send this to 15 people in
          
          Fifteen minutes!
          
          Make someone else's day! Help get a smile on someone's face!
          Help someone out! Remember that your loved.
          
          F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
          
          Fight for you
          
          Respect you
          
          Involve
          
          Encourage you
          
          Need you 
          
          Deserve you 
          
          Save you
          
          Your the best 
          
          The world needs a star like you
          
          Don't hide it
          
          Share it
          
          ~ Me

OwO_Queen

Aww, How cute =)
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