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"I once knew a girl named May, she was annoying. One day she asked me for so much random shit that I got so annoyed I knocked her out, then I got an idea. I cut small marks around each of her limbs, then I waited for her to wake up. Once she had awoken, in a pool of her own blood, I tore her apart limb by limb so she felt torturous pain worse than any she had felt before. I then kept her alive by forcing her to stay alive without certain parts of her brain, Kagome Kagome style so she couldn't sleep either. She had asked me why I did this one morning, so I said "Kagome Kagome, don't be a hag o' May.""
-Me, from my "Gay Occultist Trio'" Groupchat