OzzieTheShark

would you still love me if i was an omega 

A solid 54.3% of my teachers have a twink mustashe. I know it’s harmful to assume sexuality based on appearances BUT COME ON-

Fuck this bullshit I’m writing a trans themed fantasy thing where the protagonist kills their father and says they’re their twin. It sounds weird now hut I can’t explain shit just bear with me.

I’m a lover of gay shit and rtc (basically the same thing /j) but Karnak x Noel is too far folk.

You find random ass hair in your food. I find random ass hair in my food. We are not the same.

Fear is the ladies from church seeing you on sundays and asking why you’ve missed three months of church

Ody be like: arrows drawn, Odysseussy out facing the world, disguise off, ANTINOUS YOU FUCKER GET OVER HERE AND FIGJT ME LIKE A MAN YOU SON OF A-

REV MY ENGINE TILL YOU MAKE IT PURR KEEP IT KINKY BUT I COME FIRST BEEP BEEP BITCH

Why do therapists try to read into everything like buddy, you’re great, but you don’t have to read into my dnd characters backstory

if i post anything abt Parvana ignore it im writing my essay here :P