NOT ZENNY

Ten little soldier boys went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were Nine.
          
          Nine little soldier boys sat up very late; One overslept himself and then there were Eight.
          
          Eight little soldier boys traveling in Devon; One said he’d stay there and then there were Seven.
          
          Seven little soldier boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.
          
          Six little soldier boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were Five.
          
          Five little soldier boys going in for law; One got into chancery and then there were Four.
          
          Four little soldier boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.
          
          Three little soldier boys walking in the Zoo; A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.
          
          Two little soldier boys sitting in the sun; One got frizzled up and then there was One.
          
          One little soldier boy left all alone; He went and hanged himself.
          
          And then there were None.