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I help with second hand embarrassment and soo much more!

Your free grass will be shipped in 3-5 business days and if not then go jump in a pool i guess.

if symptoms persist after three days consult Satan to book you a place in hell

Shop with us and after the fourth purchase you will obtain a loyalty card and after four purchases on that you will get a cute cactus for your room on any purchase free! T's and C's apply. 

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-Pineapple's free grass cause if you need it, you need Jesus as well.

Accepts all forms of purchase and forms of human.