PAPY_alphys

Guys, this is Alphys. I'm going through some "relationship problems" right now and I'll only be on my main account ( @punkoverperfection ) for now. I'm not gonna bother closing requests for the TF2 one-shots book, so request away. I'll be awhile.

TheMuteNomad

SANS I'D ACTUALLY FROM EARTHBOUND

PAPY_alphys

@TheIntriguedWanderer I WAS ON PINTREST. THERE IS GREAT SPAGHETTI RECIPES ON THERE!
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PAPY_alphys

ALSO PAPYRUS WON'T REPLY TO MY MESSAGES
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TheMuteNomad

@TheIntriguedWanderer  OK BUT HE IS
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PAPY_alphys

Hey guys. It's Alphys. I like anime irl and also listen to Emo Trinity remixes. Bowties are cool. Fezzes are cool. TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

PAPY_alphys

@PAPY_alphys Twice? Damn.
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PAPY_alphys

NEVER! I JUST HAD 2 SODAS AND TWICE MY REGULAR DIET OF SPAGHETTI! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
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PAPY_alphys

@PAPY_alphys Yes, Papyrus. I do. Calm down.
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PAPY_alphys

HELLO HUMANS! 'TIS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, THAT SHALL FILL YOU WITH HOPE AND INSPIRATION, AS WELL AS STORIES THAT WILL WARM YOUR HEART. TOO BAD I CANNOT FEEL WHAT YOU FEEL IN YOUR HEART BECAUSE I AM JUST BONES.

PAPY_alphys

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHALL NOT BE IGNORED!
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PAPY_alphys

@PAPY_alphys You think everyone spends too much time without you. Now leave me to my anime.
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PAPY_alphys

HONESTLY, I THINK THEY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITHOUT ME.
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