PHYCO_CHILD
First time bein on Wattpad in years how’s everyone goin?
PHYCO_CHILD
XxMoonlight1000xX
Hello there! :)
PHYCO_CHILD
When is it okay to punch a midget?
When he’s standing next to you’re wife and says her hair smells nice.
This is why I don’t have friends.......
PHYCO_CHILD
What’s the difference between a priest and a zit?
A zit will wait till ur 12 before it cums on your face.
I’m sorry ..... pls forgive me Jesus....
PHYCO_CHILD
Learnt what nauruto thousand years of death was the hard way.............
PHYCO_CHILD
I’m getting a tattoo soon (has to be small as it is my first) anybody got any ideas on what I should get?
PHYCO_CHILD
@-OuttaTheWayNERDS- : I really wanna get my brothers name on me but everyone keeps telling me names aren’t a good idea
MysticZ_
@PHYCO_CHILD Depends on what you like. If you like music, get a music note or a treble cleft. If you like Harry Potter, maybe the deathly Hallows symbol. Here's some suggestions: - Dreamcatcher/feather - A howling wolf - A lightning bolt - A vine around your wrist - A dagger - A flying bird silhouette - A human heart I don't know. I haven't gotten a tattoo before. These are just ideas.
Cosplaywithflare
Thank you for the follow, it means a lot to me♥️
PHYCO_CHILD
Everywhere I go I see scrunchies...........,.,
PHYCO_CHILD
I have had a massive migraine for the past 8 hours and we don’t have pain killers. Fml.
PHYCO_CHILD
RANTTTTTCAUSEIGOTNOLIFE
How do the characters from any apocalypse movie show game NOT HAVE HEADLICE?!?! All the men have a perfectly shaved face The women are obviously wearing makeup like I don’t care if there is aliens zombie etc trying to kill me lets apply some of that eyeshadow let’s watch a James Charles makeup turturial while where at it.
Oh and for some reason teenagers in the apocalypse don’t have acne and every human has unrealistically beautiful hair IN THE APOCULIPSE! Like screw looking for food or survival supplies let’s get a hair brush. And the biggest flaw ever.....
EYEBROWS AND DEnTAL. You have not brushed you’re teeth in 7 years yet you’re teeth appear to be whiter than Elsa’s coochie and how do you not have a uni brow or really gross looking eyebrows what are you stopping to pluck/shave you’re eyebrows or something?!?
Rant over
sadchickmadchick
@PHYCO_CHILD i agree with ya but bloody hell calm down i'm wheezing and i'm supposed to be sleeping XD XD