Bambi Cipher

UH OH PFP CHANGE
          
          In my defense, ten is my babygirl, and I am a homosexual

I think seeing Chappell Roan live would fix me
          
          Seeing Hozier live WILL fix me, I can already tell.
          I'm going to ascend right then and there in that venue as soon as he utters "my lover's got humor"

Bro, how do I not have a girlfriend
          I'm literally so hot
          
          (THIS IS A JOKE, DO NOT DM ME <3)

Men with prominence try not to SA someone challenge (impossible)
          
          GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
          
          Neil Gaiman is now public enemy number one
          
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          Fuck Neil Gaiman all my homies hate Neil Gaiman
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Y'aaaaalllllllllll
          I'm writing a fic
          About Joel and Ellie
          Because my brain insists

I had a thought (while also acknowledging that like 99% of my following are Hazbin girlies, spoilers if you intend to watch/play The Last of Us, or of youve ONLY seen the show and dont know whats to come [im sorry])
          
          In an alternate universe where Joel's face was NOT bashed in with a golf club, how long do we think it would have taken for Ellie to get to the point where she could forgive him completely?
          
          I say JJ's birth would be where she realizes that a life with Joel in it is much better than a life without 

The Last of Us got to me again :(

Anyone else ever see something and just know the author is a cishet woman?

Wow, the last of us, good omens, and dead boy detectives are doing a really good job of coexisting as hyperfixations right now

Dead Boy Detectives is just further proof that anything made based on a Neil Gaiman work is superior, GOD this show is so good