I was born in 1967 in a country that no longer exists.

Spent the good years of my life at University, watching others graduate; mind you, with historical hindsight, even if I had graduated it wouldn't have helped in any way.

So...I opted for an adventure, the so-called "poor man's tourism" and I emigrated to New Zealand; once I had enough of that place, I tried Australia too. After successfully ending a short marriage, I returned to scrounge off my parents.