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I swear to fucking god NEVER READ DEMIGODS ACADEMY IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY. It’s so bad I can’t handle this.
The worst thing about is that its almost good. Demeter as a hippie stoner? Magnificent. Give me more. Jasmine and Mia? A fucking power couple they could solo everyone. Dionysus? Just in general? Amazing. Absolutely amazing. There are so many good elements that could have made an actually alright book if it weren’t for the FUCKING main characters.
NO MELANIE YOURE NOT DIFFERENT JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE BLUE HAIR SHUT THE FUCK UP. LUCIAN LITERALLY NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU, JUST LEAVE.
SOMEBODY HELP ME