Here's some confidential information about me that can be utilized to decipher my social security number and other fun facts about me.

     Grey is my favorite color. It's like me- poise and vibrant.

     I have a cat named Jefferson. 

     Against popular belief I actually don't cut my nails on a methodical schedule. I'm sponteinous. I'm edgy. I do my own thing. 

     I believe that the earth is round. This faith in a higher purpose is spiritually tranquil. Except when it has me recall Genesis.

     I lied. I don't enslave any cats by the name of Jefferson or any cats for that matter. I'm sorry I tricked you; I just wanted to be cool even if it meant corrupting you.

     That's it. Okay- bye.

     Okay, I also lied about my favorite color being grey. Please do consider forgiving me despite my demonstrated high rate of recidivism.