Paige_9900

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS DUDESSSSS

Paige_9900

@TheSonofTartarus omg I'm princess now
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TheSonofTartarus

@Paige_9900 Merry Christmas, Princess Paige.
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Mythicalflames80

I’m bored

Paige_9900

@Mythicalflames80 that's above my pay grade buck 
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Mythicalflames80

@Paige_9900 Very true but who shall take I’ve any drafts he had
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Brrrrrrgoddamnit

Fun fact sex with Godzilla is survivable according to the og movies(I couldn't find any info on the new movies) godzilla is around fifty feet tall while a regular gorilla is around 5 feet tall and a regular gorilla has a very small 1.5 inch penis so an estimate of the size of godzilla's dick would be 7.5 inches which in fact is quite survivable. Now I will sit here and wonder if this information was worth 4 hours of my time.

Brrrrrrgoddamnit

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lmao the absolute bullshit I used to say
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Paige_9900

@Brrrrrrgoddamnit  I think it was worth it 
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Paige_9900

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS DUDESSSSS

Paige_9900

@TheSonofTartarus omg I'm princess now
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TheSonofTartarus

@Paige_9900 Merry Christmas, Princess Paige.
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Mythicalflames80

Wyd

Mythicalflames80

Your mom dropped last night tho
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Paige_9900

@Mythicalflames80 mhm until your balls drop I think otherwise
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Mythicalflames80

Your are a pesant and I am the true demon king
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Paige_9900

I'm officially 16, you hobos. 
          
          You should be impressed I survived this long 

Paige_9900

@Jeff1o1 lmfao thank you 
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Jeff1o1

Happy birthday 
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Jeff1o1

I would say happy birthday but it’s tomorrow 
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Paige_9900

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Bitches I'm fucking vaccinated

Paige_9900

@Jeff1o1 sorry what was that you said couldn't hear you over my profanities
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Paige_9900

@Jeff1o1 I'd be worried if you did
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Jeff1o1

Sometimes I really don’t understand you people
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Paige_9900

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Remember the days when I'd stay up til the ass crack of dawn, get one hour of solid sleep then get up for school or I'd just fucking skip sleep.
          
          
          Wellllllll I'm back bitches 
          
          
          It's currently 5 am and I absolutely believe I can do anything in this moment. 

Paige_9900

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@Syrkl1729 @SonofHades5 I felt on top of the world I had the all natural Wattpad energy corseing through my veins........................I haven't done this in months it was fucking great
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