PainfullyCringy

Hey I know I said I was gonna stop posting on here but god damn did I need a place to share this. Have this quote from one of my works on AO3.
          
          “Hit or miss, I kinda feel like piss, yeah, your soulmate’s a lesbian, I bet she doesn’t kiss ya,” 
          
          It just makes me cry laughing I swear.

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          Hey guys! I know that this account is reasonably dead and honestly there's a reason for that. I don't think I'll be posting on Wattpad anymore.
          
          I find that AO3 is a more intuitive site where it's easier to gain a following. Also, I find that the quality of work on AO3 is significantly better than a good portion of the fics I find here.  
          
          Sorry for the inconvenience, but if you'd like to continue reading my work, you can find me at TheNightWaffle on AO3. There are a few fics that I've posted there that I have not and will not be posting here so if you'd like to read them, check me out there.
          
          Thanks for being so kind to me throughout the time that I've spent on this site, it's been a pleasure.

Y'ALL HAS ANYONE SEEN CAMP CAMP? BECAUSE I NEED SOME HELP.

Motherfucker. My hair is so damn long. After I get out of the fucking shower and do the towel thing (you know the one) theres still like six inches of hair sticking out the bottom and I end up with a puddle on my shirt anyway.

T'AS ARRIVED

HEY RU UP RN ITS KINDA URGENT?

Hnnn I need to get this off of my chest?? Okay so I liked this girl for a while, but it was weird and I didn't know what to do about it because I hadn't really gotten a crush before because im a little bit... we'll say emotionally reserved. anyway. so I didn't even know if this chick liked girls but i decided that i could befriend her anyway because i was sitting beside her in one of my classes. So i did and I made it very extra clear how blatantly gay I was and I asked her her sexuality and she said she was straight. SO I was like, cool, whatever. But then she started, like, hinting at the possibility of her not being straight and, like doing that weird light flirty touch thing when you want to hint at a crush I still thought she was kinda hot so that confused me. So I go to my best friend and tell her about it and she's like, I got this. and grills this girl only to come up with, yes she is in fact straight. So I drop it. Just kinda throw the crush out the window. But then I find out that when asking about her straightness, my best friend was like "Oh yeah, I was just asking because (i) kinda like you"  you wanna know how I found out? Mrs crush lady confessing she also liked me. Yeah. Oops. Because now I had already dismissed it and no. longer. feel. anything. But wait, theres more! Turns out, before meeting me, crush lady thought she was straight. Then I come along and suddenly she's questioning her sexuality. Fucking oops. But me being a complete dumbass, I figure you cant really just thow a crush away and I still like her. So I accept. And we start dating. Fast forward 4 months and i break up with her, expressing my lack of feelings. and then we dont talk again afterwards. So! To sum that whole fucking mess up: I accidentally turne a girl gay and then led her on for 4 months and now i feel really bad about it but also i dont because I dont feel anything for her and the happiness of others isnt worth fucking up my own mental health. So yeah.

Okay, so fuck. I just watched Isle of Dogs and let me tell you: I cried like a goddamn little bitch. Fucking Wes Anderson man. What a glorious human being.

I was working on my fic (which will be ready soon, I promise) when I stumbled onto the best passage I've ever written. Consider this a sneak peek of what's to come~
          
          The seconds of awkward silence that followed I spent trying to keep up with my brain going a million miles a minute and not at all. Then, in a moment of absolute, perfectly-timed, ape-brained fit of dumbassery, I registered two thoughts:
          
             Maybe she was joking.
          
             I am staring at her chest.
          
            Fuck.
          
             Oh wait! Make that three!

PFFT. TODAY, I, A 15-YEAR-OLD LESBIAN GOT HIT ON BY A COLLEGE STUDENT. I REALLY NEED TO STOP LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHEN THEY HIT ON ME. (After I told him I was 15 he got really apologetic and embarrassed about the whole thing, don't worry)