Pancakebxtter

pretty lies are the sweetest

Shxh-1

Well once again I'm here to invade your mb whatever moving on
          
          Maths teacher : what is line?
          Student : a line is a dot going for a walk. Pfft
          
          Oh well I got a question but I want you to think positive *wiggles eyebrows*
          
          What is long hard and has "cum" in it!?
          THINK POSITIVE YOU DIRTY MINDED CREATURES!!!
          
          Answer is "CUCUMBER" 
          
          pftTttTtTtTTt
          
          I don't care if it was funny or not better laugh if you want to live longer 
          
          Ciao!

Pancakebxtter

@_kingjungkook_  awh haha thank you for this. You made my day (•^▽^•)
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Pancakebxtter

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Anyone else's mom two faced? It's amazing how the world is the second to talk shit behind my back but my parents are the first :D

Pancakebxtter

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Pancakebxtter

@JeonJungkook3199 and make us cream like a squeezed lemo-
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JeonJungkook3199

@pandaEXPRESS007 Legs open for him to drill us with that long stick of his- 
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JeonJungkook3199

@pandaEXPRESS007 Girl, your pfp sets me on fire- 
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