I am a demon from your nightmares. This is my fucked up sanctuary. I am your average crazy person.

Three things I've learned 
1 Gays have way better sex lives
2 my best thoughts are shower thoughts
3 demons are more relatable than humans

Fave Quote(s)
"Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet."
"If crooked arrows don't fly straight, than I my friend am a crooked arrow."
"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."