"I like guns. Because unlike swords and knives, you don't have to feel your victim die."
- Riza Hawkeye.

I like dragons and chipped teacups and broken pocketwatches. I like cogs and gears and black cats with big yellow eyes. Coffee, chocolates, and thick hardbound books and lazy rainy days are simple things that I cannot live without. I find "boring" to be as insulting as any other vulgar expletive in the dictionary, and I find the concept of normality to be a troublesome waste of time and creativity. I like my music loud, and I don't like sweets as much as I probably should, with the exception being chocolate, but even then, I prefer it dark. Sarcasm is my natural defense against the world, and I believe that I am blunt to a fault.