Pandaslove3

Love u queen 

“I bought shoes from a drug dealer
          
          I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day”
          
          
          Stolen dad jokes #6

“What kind of shoes do frogs wear??
          
          Open toad”
          
          Stolen dad jokes #5

These dad jokes are cringe and shitty :) but ima still post them
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Fuck my life

“I bought a wooden whistle 
          But it wooden whistle 
          
          So I bought a steel whistle
          But it steel wouldn’t whistle
          
          Then I bought a lead whistle
          But it steel wooden whistle”
          
          Stolen dad jokes #4

“You can’t run through a campground 
          
          You can only ran, because it’s past tents”
          
          
          Stolen dad jokes #3

“What do you call dental x-rays?
          
          Tooth pics”
          
          Stolen dad jokes #2

“Wanna go on a picnic??
          
          Alpaca lunch “
          
          Stolen dad joke #1

GRATATATA