`                          Hello Peasant.
`                          I'm a whore. Haha. No, but, follow me.
`                          If you must know, I like food, sleep, and music.
`                          I'm a part of too many fandoms. 
`                          Brendon Urie, Batman, and I go dick shopping.
`                          Don't fuck with me, i'll sell you to Satan.
`                          I really do hate half of the human population.
`                          Satan is my Grandpa. His favorite number is 69.
`                          Thank you for reading this, now have a nice day.