Let me tell you about Homestu-

/kicked/

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"Pain is hilarious."
-Bill Cipher

"LSXVSHBS"
-Karkat Vantas

I can't think of an ironic way to start this out so...

Hi...

Uh...

I have to clear something up quickly, you see that Homestuck and Gravity Falls gibberish up there.

No there, at the top of my description.

Yeah, one indicator that I'm garbage... probably.

I am obsessed with many things my dear child. It's very unhealthy for a single human to be in so many fandoms.

Pathetic I know.

I'm in a gazillion anime fandoms (We could be here all day if I had to list them, but I have a limit XD) I am so obviously in the Homestuck fandom, Gravity Falls, every emo band probably, like all the Creepypastas (mostly Ben Drowned *wink*), Danganronpa, Undertale, Harry Potter, basically every Rick Riordan book, Dan and Phil, Oxenfree, (does Don't Starve have a fandom?)(it does), Little Nightmares, Steven Universe, Star Vs, Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill, Rent, Welcome to Night Vale, Ethan Sees All,, Eddsworld, THE ADVENTURE ZONE

I overuse emojis, mostly XD and X3 . I hate texting lingo but I use Lolz, Lmao, and Omg too much. 

I'm dying inside.

You can find me usually loathing in self pity and despair in an emo corner growing mushrooms like Tamaki.

Dave Strider is great. Get on my level.

*whispers*

Date me

Edward Scissorhands is my smol son. Protect that bean I swear.

You're probably wondering why I have wifus and want to date Dave Strider. I'm what you call, a pansexual and- FINALLY COMING OUT AS TRANS HAHA

he/him, they/them, tree/orange juice (I feel powerful)

 #NoCutsNoPain-

Married to @VillainousBird
-July 20th 2016

I'm a second generation accident and a first generation failure.

@lemon_stealing_bitch, @lemonadrian, and @TOKYOGHOUL-CHAN067 are my children

Dank Memes Broken Dreams

KNIGHT OF HEART

See that follow button up there? 

It's a trap.

Stay ironic

Hoi