Pretty lame. Pretty ugly. I write. I draw. I like giraffes. I'm a pyromaniac, a melomaniac, and I have trypopiphobia. I'm very realistic. No quixoticness here. Probably the least romantic person to ever romantic. Verbomaniac. I am fandom trash. I Believe in kismet. Maybe I'll write something. Probably not.
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Mick and Sass' Steamy Night.
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Mick and Sass shared a night of passion. The secks is happens. Matuur audience only.