Poison

b + a

What's yellow and can't swim?

I hurt my fucking finger and now it is starting to discolor

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH LET ME SLEEP IN CLASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Guess who was a dumbass and got glass in both their feet at a friends house. BUT they weren't supposed to leave the house so now you're trying to find a way to tell your parents but not tell them you left the house. AND you don't have your phone till whenever your parents decide you can have it back so you're on your school computer. AND YOU STILL NEED TO DO ALL YOUR CHORES!