Hey, are you guys
I'm dead inside 

Quotes by Jamie-
"No im not going to ducking summon Satan in shake shack!"
"I'm tired. But I'm spinning in a chair, so I'm also dizzy."
"What if ducks... were green?"
"Helene is just fucking Helene. Wait-"

Dumb quotes by Alex-
*6 in the morning, talking about Whizzvin* "Yes but I didn't know how to spell it 7 hours ago."
"I run on 6 hours of sleep and anxiety. I'm a mess!"
"You know you have a problem when you have to sing Waving Through a Window in your falsetto."
"I thought Trina was the white suburban Christian mom the first time I saw the Tonys performance!"
"Still, ANDREW RANNELLS!"
 
Sorry for everything in advance

Also I'm not allowed to summon Satan in shake shack stop asking me
Also @BroadwayBrenna is amazing go follow her

If you're here because you like @SoulOfAComet 's shitty books I would suggest leaving nobody likes Alex
-Alex