✨PansexualPotato✨

✨Happy birthday to me!✨

Quote from a recent call:
          *We were playing a horror game where you like check to see if people are human or not*
          @Unshia
          @Russia123Potato
          
          Me:I can’t tell if this guy is human or not….
          Hmmmm…
          What do you think Umi? :D
          
          Umi:*pulls out shotgun*
          
          Me:WAIT NO-!
          
          *The guy was a human and Umi shot him*
          
          Potato:Damn….
          
          10 mins later:
          *Very obvious monster comes in*
          
          Me:Oh! Hello-
          
          Umi:*shoots him*
          
          Me:WTF?!
          
          Potato:*dying of laughter*
          
          
          
          This was very funny :3
          

I STILL REMEMBER THE 3RD OF DECEMBER!
          ME IN YOUR SWEATER!
          YOU SAID IT LOOKED BETTER ON ME THAN IT DID YOU!
          ONLY IF YOU KNEW!
          HOW MUCH I LIKE YOU! 
          ❤️ 
          @Russia123Potato

So my brain just did a funny think….
          
          SO YOU ALL HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT!
          
          
          (Little bit of lore needed
          So like basically I know it’s a stereotype that USSR lives off vodka 
          But like…..
          
          I kinda find it funny that my AU USSR isn’t actually an alcoholic….
          
          He likes it but it’s like….
          1 or 2 bottles a day 
          Not like…
          Alcoholic…)
          
          
          
          
          I can’t explain shit :(
          
          
          SO ANYWAY!
          
          
          *At the USSR convention or some shit idk*
          
          The USSRs: *all drinking vodka*
          
          My USSR:*socialising with a bottle of "vodka"*
          
          The bottle in question:
          *Just full of water*
          
          USSR: I’m so smart UwU
          
          Soviet: sure….
          *she knows everybody knows but they are too antisocial to tell him*
          
          
          
          (Idk guys I’m tired)

I just realised,
          If I didn't write a good enough book for you to check out my other books you probably would have never dated me...

PAN :>

Movie day :>

I know what type of person you are, I just can’t prove it yet 
          
          *insert that Dexter cop meme image here*

U still my brand >:0

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