That's a big no no but call me cosmo

My friend did a UK x third Reich fan fic on Ao3 and I was so confused.this bitch ain’t even born british but he has better English than ME?!!??!?!?;£283837 HES RUSSIAN AND A LITTLE SWISS HOW TJE HELL?? 
          HIS DAD IS WHERE HE IS BRITISH BUT HE ISNT BORN IN THE UK SO HOW THE FUCK,!?,?377:8:/

i might like quit writing.so uh. yeah.my wattpads broken… 
          
          but does anyone else hate soviet-reich?
          I’m normally fine with all ships…except, inz3sty yknow. 
          
          i don’t make ussr and reich brothers,infact,normally,i don’t make countries brothers+sisters unless,yknow,history:
          
          it’s just the age gaps.
          
          reich was 6 when the war starts and 12 when it ends-
          he is under 18
          
          what shocks me more is that people don’t mention the age- so u never know if they have a HC…
          
          one of my HC is that, countries AND empires(or unions idk.) get 24 years of backup training before becoming a recognisable being- it’s complicated for colonies,but u get it.
          
          which means-thqt soviet-reich is fine for me- it’s just that most people don’t specify what HCs they have in place to make sure this-well,idk how to explain.
          
          i could say,i don’t HATE soviet reich,i hate the people who keep reich under 18…
          im fine with any ship as long as they are over 18,and it’s not inz3sty,you get what i mean?
          
          i think this is also why a lot of Soviet-reich ships have been removed,or it could be a reason:
          
          someone clearly loves history,focuses about it much more (but we are all so smarts,yeah? right?uh…right?we are smart??) and are mad that,
          
          1. it’s a enemies to lovers
          2. it’s p3d0lhsilc behaviour
          3. other reasons idk ask my therapist who i ate.
          
          i think this is also why a lot of CH one shots or other books have been removed- 
          it contains enemies to lovers ships in alot of them,most of the time u Don’t even know they do. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          so uh.
          now u know i hate soviet reich shippers who make reich under 18.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          my russian friend shoved a nuke up his posay 
          ima beg him to make a wattpad acc pls

I can’t be bothered to continue writing  fan fictions but gay countries

If ur in the uk,then it should be near Atleast 22:__ 
          I had homework due on Monday and I just did it. hah,now i can’t be given detention >:)
          
          Also,idk if I’m innocent when it comes to ships,because I am not,but I never knew Russia x UK was a ship
          I severely cried when someone said it,and asked them if it was real or nah,and they confirmed it
          
          Also horrid henry x Ralph exists. 
          Inhales:
          I THINK PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO RUIN MY CHILDHOOD.
          also who else watched these shows?
          
          Pocoyo
          Charlie and Lola
          Horrid Henry
          Pokemon
          (Another one that I forgot the name of,but it had two girl best friends,one with a cat named marmalade,or marmalade being added in a lot of episodes,and a bully,kid who lives in a van
          PLIS tell me if u recognise it oml I loved it.)
          Fairly oddparents
          
          Also.
          I’m scared of spiders but I like tarantulas.
          I also grew up watching snake discovery sooooo :0

I feel extremely let down after being told that it was one of my last lessons thinking that we didn’t go school the next weeek
          
          
          We do ;(

Who needs a hug?

JUST SAY YOUR FAVOURITE LYRIC FROM YOUR FAVOURITE SONGGG
          and watch everyone be confused as shit

Ayo  you can't be that fast