Yes, I'm that friend who will toss the umbrella aside in the pouring rain and shout, "RUN YOU IDIOT! RUN!" Yes, I'm that friend who will bust through you front door and say, "Honey! I'm home!" And yep, I'm that friend who will shove you into your crush on purpose.Yes, I'm that friend who eats all the food in your fridge. Yes, I'm that friend who calls your parents mom and dad. Yes, I'm that friend who wakes you up by jumping on your bed singing,"DON'TCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!" I'm just that friend who will stick with you through thick and thin. That friend who will act like a total goof just to see you smile. But you love me anyway! :D
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Always be positive!

*Falls down stairs*

Wow! I got down those stairs fast! 

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Some people just need a high five....... in the face....... with a chair.........
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Me: The cake is a lie, but so is the cupcake because it is in close relation to the cake, size is what differentiates the two. On another note though, pie is in no relation to either of these because it is just filling in a crust
Mom: Ok...so did you want cake? Yes or no?
Me: ......No mother, I don't want cake
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What's so foreign about my ID you may ask? I made it.....
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Cool story bro, go make me a samwich
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Hey! My name is Mika and when I grow up, I want to be a goldfish. I'm a Libra, born year of the Tiger. I love to read, draw, write, and poke things with a stick.
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Things to Do Before I Spontaneously Combust:
1) Tazer Someone
2) Paint Myself Blue
3)Grow A Mermaid Tail
4)Pepper Spray Someone
5)Get A Cat and Name It Mr. Cat