Helo! I know my personality vwill seem like a rip off of...ye...vwhat you call her? Liza Koshy's Helga Yeeees. Butt I assuor you. Vthis is who I am. My name is Paooroti Allahu Akbar.(@OhNoMyPotato wtf am I doing??) 

My husbend iz Nyaa Senpai Allahu Akbar (@Gabby_NEW it's a joke. If you were my husband I'd sell you to satan for a corn chip)

My beautiful sons are Pinterest Allahu Akbar(@detectivecvmics -_- -_- ) and Jared Allahu Akbar(@whatwouldevando) 

I am sori I put Pinterest before Jared. Pinterest is just very sopt and sensitiv lyk a pee pee.

We hav a luvli goat ye? Her name iz Evangeline. She likes eating the poo poo ye..

Yes. I vwil see you around ye? I go now. I must milk the tit of an uncircumcised pomegranate.