Hello there Comrade!
I am the retired Premier of the Soviet Union, Josef Stalin, I am now immortal because of a curse but here I am, in the 21st century with a Hind on my head.

Augments:
Premier hat with Mounted Hind on it
Left shoulder mounted T-34
2 AK-47s always at hands reach

If you want to visit me, come to the Stalin Residence in Gori, Georgia and I will talk with you about my adventures.

Safe travels comrades and death to capitalists