PaperClock850

So I fucked up my car by running over mattresses on purpose so I had to walk 7 miles on foot to the nearest dealership. I walked in and asked for their best deal, they immediately knew I was fucking around and not to be taken seriously but they were still willing to hook me up and I trusted them cuz they were jocks like me, nerds wouldn't understand, so they blindfolded me and drove me somewhere for 20 minutes. They said get the fuck out and we were in a forest, they jabbed me with a wooden spike to move me even though i was perfectly fine with walking. We got there and it was the worst fucking car imaginable, it smelled like poison and it pictures of mutilated fetuses cuz it was used during abortion protests or something. So I payed like 20 bucks and they cut off my fucking ear and I get in the car and put my feet through the floor and start it up like Fred Flintstone. It became clear to me instantly that I was tricked into buying a caveman car