A few things you should know about me:

	I'm that kind of person that says "no, thank you" to feelings in real life, but say "yes, please" in books and when writing.
	My sleeping pattern ain't even a pattern anymore. It's more of a freestyle that's on shuffle. 
	I like spending time alone, because I feel I'm funnier when alone. That's probably because of my fucked up sense of humor that few people understand. 
	I'm completely clueless in how to properly respond to random displays of affection and the best way to describe my whole being is by comparing me to a computer with humor that spits out random facts for no reason.
	I write so I can cope with my childhood traumas and so I can do things I can't normally do in real life because if I did I would either be called a freak or get locked behind the bars, because I would be that one mad scientist in horror movies.