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I will be posting the first chapter of Paradox sometime soon

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Nothing like starting out a normal night with shit tons of homework, finishing the homework, going to the park to toss a football around with your sister and friend, having a group of boys want to play — even though you’ve said you don’t know how and don’t want to anyways — then taking your stuff and the football and running, looping around the neighborhood to a back sidewalk that’ll take us where we need to be, having a good time talking, then BOOM! Something darts out in front of you (and it’s already dark out!) and it’s way to big to be a cat, and it wasn’t a dog, then your friend sees it’s eyes and says “we have coyotes around here.” And all of you panic and run and you scream “DONT RUN” cause it’ll chase you so you climb over the neighbors (people you know) short fence and knock on their back door so you can get back to the street and to your house. 
          WOO what a night.

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I was looking for faceclaims for my male character in one of my books. I already had a faceclaim for my female character. I came across this one guy for my male character... and there were tons of photos of him with the girl I’d chosen for my female faceclaim!
          I didn’t even mean to do this, I’d chosen the female faceclaim like a month ago!
          

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Nothing like a fire drill to put you in a good mood

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aNd NoW i HaVe HeAlTh ClAsS
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The actors performed on a stage that was covered in letters, so I guess it was a play on words.

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I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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When a short person waves at you, is it considered a microwave?
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