Max

Do you think it would work if society started calculating age based on date of conception?

Sometimes, my hair is very nice.  Cute, fun, not a tangled mess.  Other times, i feel like i look like a stoner.  My only real point of reference for what a stoner looks like is Hyde from That 70s Show, so like, just imagine his hair

Guess who just took a sip of very warm mountain dew thats been sitting in my car for god knows how long and that expired last month

Could my uterus please stop toying with me?  Like, bestie.  Please just pick a week.  It doesnt have to be a 'will it, wont it' situation.  One week every month is a perfectly fine schedule, it doesnt have to be like thissssss ughhhh

Okay yknow what Caitlyn from Arcane actually pisses me the hell off hold on i gotta write about this

Yall i think i just wrote a banger like im actualyl pretty impressed with myself i got a bunch of lyrics that idk theyre kinda shitty cause theyre thinly based off of Bakugo (okay maybe a little more than thinly) but like hey im kinda happy with it so i might as well go foreward and make the musicy parts of it (:

Today, i had to refuse to sell to someone today.  I recently started over in the alcohol department of my grocery store, and it is amazing how many people forget their ID in their car or at home.  Like, listen, i get it.
          
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          Actually, no i fųcking dont!  How in the hell do you leave your ID when going to buy alcohol!?  Im assuming you drove here, so why would you leave your ID at home!?  Imagine you speed and get pulled over!  And 'oh i dont speed' or 'i wont get pulled over' BĪTCH HOW DO YOU KNOW!?  HOW DO YOU KNOW!?  HAVE YOUR FŲCKING DRIVERS LICENSE ON YOU ITS NOT THAT HARD!  PUT IT IN YOUR WALLET!  And another thing!  Why would you leave your frucking ID in your car!?  Thats just putting your trust in others!  Anyone could fųcking just break a window and take it!  And also if you leave your ID in your car, where TF is your darm wallet!?  Keep your FŲCKING ID in your FŲCKING WALLET!!!  And then take your FŲCKING WALLET inside the FŲCKING STORE WITH YOU!!!  YOU HAVE TO PAY SOMEHOW!!!  SOMEONE COULD STEAL YOUR WALLET IF YOU LEAVE IT IN THE CAR HOW CAN YOU BE OKAY WITH JUST LEAVING IT FŲCK MAN HAVE COMMON SENSE DUMB BĪTCHES

Why is it that any time i have to actually wake up in the morning i cant sleep?  I have to get up in a few hours and i havent slept even a bit

When the air is so raw it hurts to breathe

'You have, havent you' and 'you havent, have you' being basically the same sentence and meaning exactly the opposite of eachother is continually frustratingly fascinating to me idk man