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"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost." 
-J.R.R. Tolkein
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Welcome, I guess. This has been a sufficiently awkward encounter. Hello and welcome to the profile you just accidentally clicked on. Go back to that other profile, I can assure you that they had much more to say about themselves than I do.

I find it a little queer and strange to be talking about myself to you since you probably don't care as much as I do. I guess my name on Wattpad is Parental Guidance or whatever it says right above you. I don't need to state this. Is that all you need to know? To be frank, all you need to know is that I'm an indie-obsessed, book-loving young girl who got a Wattpad account for the fun of it. 

This is Wattpad...BUT I will not be telling you my favourite colours, favourite singers or favourite food. Because, honestly? How would that make you feel any closer to me and not like you accidentally just clicked on my profile? I can tell you my favourite philosopher however...look at the start of this "About." And yes, I count him as a philosopher. Any author is a philosopher in their own respect.

I'm going to put it out there. On Wattpad, I'm not the most interesting person. The only reason you are here is because of what you see to the right of you...why not just click it? That's the point of these bios really; to make you think that I'm from Planet Cool and therefore my book is going to be from Planet Cool. (Which it is, tee hee.)

Have a great day!
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Check out my other account - @MatureAudiences for romance/teen fiction novels! :)