ParkerKonner

Hey y’all, new post on my middle school book, important read if you like that book

ParkerKonner

Hey y’all I’m trying to reinvent this dumb profile so like.... sorry if you missed my books from 2015 but like I don’t  I’m gonna try to maybe do some more stuff idk yet, we’ll see. 

ParkerKonner

Awweeee thanks dude <3
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myungjuniverse

uwu what I’ve really missed is you, love~ 
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ParkerKonner

Haha lol turns out I was the dumb one, not Wattpad, sorry my dude. 

ParkerKonner

Shut up dude XD XD I’m a special breed of stupid 
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AutumnZoeyAthena

Pfft dude that's actually amazing. Doing that takes some serious skill.
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ParkerKonner

Lol it’s so embarrassing  I put in the wrong username, not the wrong password. Cause I changed my username earlier 
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ParkerKonner

What a news article on me would look like if I was a famous writer in the future:
          "Parker Konner has not left her house since her book release. Anyone knocking on the door would hear her either screech or frantically type away at the computer. It's been months now."

Lets-Go-To-Narnia

@PrincessOfFireAndIce  SAME
            
            except I'd probably open the door for the pizza delivery guy
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ParkerKonner

I'm always internally screaming and sometimes I physically scream but for some reason when I do that, people tell me I'm "weird" and "a freak" and I need to "calm down"

ParkerKonner

Ayyyyyeeeee
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Lets-Go-To-Narnia

@PrincessOfFireAndIce I FEEL THIS MORE THAN I SHOULD
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