Parker

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Who wants a part two to the Urban Legends story?

How to fall down the stairs:
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           Step 12

Some boi: Are you single?
          Shadow: No, I'm plural
          Some boi: Well, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
          Shadow: No, because I scraped my knee crawling out of hail
          Parker: That's my girl

Parker hums along to "Hot Girl Bummer", attempting to make his own suit (With Jet's instructions) As Y/N walked in, wanting to give him a slight kiss, but Shadow beat him/her to it

*Out of roleplay*
          Me: *In Arizona*
          Me: *Is driving home*
          Me: *Passes a rant
          People: WHAT DO WE WANT?!
          People: EQUALITY!
          People: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
          People: NOW!
          Signs: #BlackLivesMatter

Parker hums "Smoke and Mirrors" while tying Shadow onto a chair. "Senpai.." He whispers, his skin flashing a shade darker before going back to normal

I'M NOT GOING TO BE ON FOR A WEEK OR TWO BECAUSE MY SISTER WENT INTO LABOR AND SHE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE, SO WE ARE DRIVING DOWN
          I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Jet and Parker, texting:
          Jet: You're a fucking perverted dumbass
          Parker: Y'know, I think you're right. I keep trying to count how many fucks I give and I can't get past zero
          Jet: I-
          Jet: Goddammit Parker
          @Griffin0123
          @Jet_CHAN_66

"I'm fucking gay" Jackal whispers, doing his best impression of Parker.
          "NO I AM'N'T BITCHASS FUCKER!" Parker screams