SmileyfacePeasnPods

"Be soft, little one." says the furry and independent author, @parveenrusky

SmileyfacePeasnPods

Dear my independent and confident author @parveenrusky,
          
          Can you please do me the biggest favor ever? I really like the song 'Take Me To Church' by Hozier right now, so can you kindly include that song in the next chapter of your One Direction-like story, 'My Everything'?
          
          Goodnight and don't let the nuts and veggies spoil,
          
          SmileyfacePeasnPods :)
          
          

SmileyfacePeasnPods

Dear @parveenrusky,
          
          The guys-I mean the candidates at my school took their AQA IAL MD GOP Chemistry Unit 1 exam today.  You must have also taken the said exam today, at the same time, on the same planet and in the same dimension, am I correct or am I not? If I have said anything that is incorrect, please do forgive me and still allow me to be your biggest fan.  On the contrary, if what I have said is correct and has satisfied you in all the ways possible, would you mercifully share, to me, about your experience with the AQA IAL MD GOP Chemistry Unit 1 paper.
          
          PS. Although I am dying to- I mean, waiting to read the new chapter of your One Direction-like story, 'My Everything', I ultimately understand if you do not decide to lay your talented fingers on the keyboard withinthese few months.  Unlike most of your 5,000,000,000,000,000 fans, I know that you are taking your A-Levels exams at this breathing.  As much as I want to get lost in the customized, purple room,  I do want you to succeed in your A-Level exams, the way you confidently and independently did with your beautiful and memorable stories.  I wish you the very best and hope to read your next chapter whenever you are ready to put your genius mind on my wife again.
          
          Lots of peas and pods,
          @smileyfacePeasnPods

SmileyfacePeasnPods

Dear @parveenrusky,
          
          According to the latest update of your one direction-like story, 'My Everything', you take A-levels...ME TOOOO!!!! I'm sorry.  I mean: I do, too.  May I ask what subjects you chose? They are probably all difficult subjees--I mean subjects given that you're such an independent and confident person.  Just knowing that we live on the same planet makes me happy, but to know that we might be taking the same exam at the exact same time makes me even more happier.  Satisfaction at its finest! You probably won't see this message, but if you do, it would be a privilege to get a reply from you. Goodluck on your A-levels!
          
          Ps.  Update soon, pleaseeee!!!!!! Xxxxxxx
          
          The husband of 'My Everything',
          SmileyfacePeasnPods

Parveenrusky

@SmileyfacePeasnPods I'm doing math, business, chem and physics
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SmileyfacePeasnPods

OMGOMGOMGOMGOOOOODDDNESSS!!!!!!!! YOU FOLLOWED MEEE!!! YOUUUUU FOOOOOLLLOOOOWWWEEEDDDD MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO! oh no, I'm sorry! That was such a rude and unprofessional way to start a post/message to such a professional and independent author like you, the one and only @parveenrusky.  If you would allow me to try once more.
          
          Dear @parveenrusky,
          I am 'feeling so many emotions' right now.  I am honestly not sure what to do.  Should I go attack a bowl of pea salad or should I jump around and scream 'I hate you!' (your favourite adjective)? Oh dear, those are not questions you need to answer! I've done it again! I am sorry! I have let all of my 'many emotions' slip onto this suppose-to-be-formal post/message.  I should go before all of my manujwlabeifbsjhkBDINSHFODQOBERHOANBSSHHSJWOAEBHDJDDJSHDHAJWOQLMDJDJIIjdhsjaj...I'm terribly sorry, I just turned into a gremlin, but I'm back! And before I go (for now), I would like to thank you for following and noticing me, a fan of yours; a very big fan of yours; a very big big big fan of yours, and making one of her most extraordinharry dreams come true <3 
          
          Lots and lots and lots of peaa--I mean love,
          
          @smileyfacePeasnPods

Parveenrusky

@SmileyfacePeasnPods nice message <3 but you should know I hate peas so pls don't mention them again
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SmileyfacePeasnPods

Dear my confident and independent author, Mother Daann...I mean @parveenrusky,
          
          You probably won't remember me but you have, for a few times, kindly replied my messages/posts.  I am a huge fan of your work, especially the latest one, the one that you described in an interview as 'One Direction-like', the one you beautifully titled 'My Everything'.  
          
          I would like to ask you, if you would like an art piece or art pieces for such a 'I hate you' (quoted by you) story.  I'm not brilliant in art and you do not need to choose my work out of all the 5,000,000,000,000,000 that are sent to you, but will you please give me a chance? 
          
          However, my AS-level exams are coming soon, therefore I would not have much time to focus on this piece of work.  So, if you do allow me to create an art piece or art pieces for your very 'I hate you' story, will it cause you any distress and/or discomfort if I have it done by the end of June?
          
          Ps. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE SOON!!!!! XOXOXOXO
          
          Your biggest fan,
          SmileyfacePeasnPods

Nathaliealp

@SmileyfacePeasnPods :') Where are the tissues?
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