Hey there, whoever you are! I'm the monster under your bed that eats Pasta. Nice to finally meet ya!

Random shit I got from @Random-Pizza_ because I have no life:

>lιғe aѕĸed deaтн one day: "deaтн, wнy do people нaтe yoυ, вυт love мe?"
>deaтн replιed: "вecaυѕe yoυ are a вeaυтιғυl lιe and ι aм a paιnғυl тrυтн."

Thanks for giving me something cool to write here, Pizza!

Anyways, lemme introduce myself. I am a normal teenage boy that likes to go by the codename ᑭᗩᔕTᗩ. I chose that 'cause I love pasta. Nothing wrong there.

Stuff I need to warn you about: 

⇨I'm bi-polar. My mood changes rather quickly

⇨You can talk to me. I don't bite :)

⇨But f-cking hurt my friends and I'll rip you to shreds

⇨See? Bi-polar

⇨Either way, feel free to approach me (?) I guess...

Dear Mom and Dad, stop telling me to quit playing with my food. You spent the first two years of my life convincing me it was a plane.

I don't really write stories, but I like reading them :) PM me if you want me to read yours

Goodbye for now~!