Indie

gay

When you try to write a story but have no idea how to start it. Like why is writing hard?
          
          WHY?!?!?!

So I woke up this morning and I had slept in a weird position.
          
          My hand became numb and what was my first thing that popped into my mind?
          
          BITE THE DAMN THING. THEN WHY NOT WIGGLE IT AROUND AND SLAM IT INTO A WALL AND BITE IT AGAIN.
          
          And people think I'm smart.

Thanks for voting on my story!
          
          You just made my day :D

Meow

WHAT DID THE DIAMOND SAY TO THE ROCK?
          
          I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE.
          
          
          HELP I NEED SLEEP. IT'S LIKE 12 AND IM HYPER.

Heeeeey. Any requests for stories? Comment below and I'll see what I can do!
          
          -Pillage