The only straight I am is straight up bitch

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I HAVE NO GENDER, ONLY RAGE

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Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, [passes pamphlet] Our Empress Condensation?

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[Cocks gun] Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

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Hey, hey kid. [looks around] Wants some. [opens jacket to reveal fanfics and fanart] Fandoms?

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???: everybody act natural!
Me: [summons Satan]

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[Inhales] Boi

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[screams in G Major]

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Friend: I need a friend. Maybe send me an angel.
Friend: the nicest angel you have.

Me: [falls from sky]
Me: [arises from crater]
 Me: [evil laughter]

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[angily fixes bow tie] Listen her you little shit