I'm a piece of bread the everyone wants to toast, but can never find butter to make it taste good. 

I'm so bipolar instead of mood swings I have mood hurricanes. 

I'm an Alien that was too human to be with other Aliens. 

I'm a person that the colour pink gave birth too. 

I'm an tarantula that was afraid of mirrors and spiders. 

I'm always open to PM or DM whatever you call it.